Me: Good morning, World! What wonderful things do you have for me toda–
Me: What? No, I mean, happy, like–
World: SCORPION! IT’S IN THE SINK! LOOKS BIG… angry.
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My morning routine is pretty solid:
– let dogs out
– drink coffee asap
– have no interactions with arachnids
Not pleased with today’s break in routine. I put a glass on the scorpion, and a dish tub over the glass. This is a problem for future Beth.
I am out.